The World's Worst Questions

• Will you promise not to get mad if I ask you something?

• Do you have statistics to back up that statement?

• You don't honestly expect me to believe that, do you?

• Haven't you any sense of humor?

• You don't remember me, do you?

• Have I kept you waiting?

• Now what's the matter

• You asleep?

• So what?

• When are you going to grow up?